Because I don't believe in the Oracle

Stolen from donna, who stole it from hkath, whose URL I don't know off the top of my head.

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 10 people to play this game too.

One more addendum: I share a music server with my husband, so if I don't know the song, I'm skipping to the next one.

-> Will you get far in life?
"Harbor Lights" by Bruce Hornsby. As far as I know, it's about seduction.

->How do your friends see you?
"Superstition" by Stevie Wonder
Seven years of bad luck, good things in the past Lovely.

->Will you get married?
"Meanies" by Jim's Big Ego
Goodies like us, we have to stick tight and tell ourselves that we are right. Uh hunh.

->What is your best friend's theme song?
"What's It All About" by Five O'Clock Shadow
I've always said I'll do whatever the hell I want Yup, that's about right.

->What is the story of your life?
"Give Judy my Notice" by Ben Folds
'Cuz I come running when you want me here

->What was high school like?
"Shimmer" by Shawn Mullins
I want to shimmer, I want to shine, I want to radiate, I want to live, I want to love, I want to try to learn not to hate Yup.

->How can you get ahead in life?
"Downtown Lights" by Annie Lennox.
Um, I've never liked this song. But, "just accept the present" or "take notice of your surroundings"? I don't know the advice here.

->What is the best thing about your friends?
"Love's Recovery" by Indigo Girls
Yikes. The best part is we can be morbidly honest? I don't know.

->What is today going to be like?
"Jolly Roving Tar" by GBS
Apparently, I'm going to get uproariously drunk. That should be interesting, since I have library orientation scheduled all day for class.

->What is in store this weekend?
"I Love L.A." by Randy Newman
You can't drag me to L.A. this weekend to save my life. For many reasons.

->What song describes you?
"Starbright" by Jim Brickman
Did I forget to mention that all our Christmas music is on the server too? =)

->What song describes your grandparents?
"Opening Time" by Push Stars
Sometime I feel like I'm the salt on your soul / Or what's left over in your cereal bowl / Or like cheap coffee that's turning to cold Yikes.

->How is your life going now?
"She Has a Girlfriend Now" by Reel Big Fish
It's not like that. Really. On the other hand, I was out with my "girlfriends" the last three nights in a row, so I think Joe might throttle me soon if I don't pay attention to him soon.

->What song would they play at your funeral?
"Winter Wonderland" by Tony Bennett
Again with the Christmas. My mom wants "It's Over" from ELO played at her funeral. Dad says not while he's alive. Mom says it's now in her will. =)

->How does the world see you?
"California" by Rufus Wainwright
I live there, yes. My extended family can't seem to understand that where I live is a good 6-8 hours' drive from my cousin in LA. Heh. Different life.

->Will you have a happy life?
"Centerfold," cover of the J. Geils Band by a cappella group Delusions of Grandeur
I'm not posing. My subscription to Playboy ran out a few years ago and I did not renew because I never had time to read it.

->What do your friends really think of you?
"S.R." by Reel Big Fish
All the other bands are shit! Hehehe. See previous post

->Do people secretly lust after you?
"Crucify " by Tori Amos
I'm not sure that's a direct answer.

->How can I make myself happy?
"Senza Motivo Apparente" by Ennio Morricone
Um, this song has no lyrics to work from. But I love the muted trumpet. Does that answer the question?

->What should I do with my life?
"Don't Look Back" by The Temptations
I kid you not. That's what came up. Man, that sucks. There goes all my scrapbooking time and money.

->Will you ever have children?
"I'm Waiting for the Man" by Velvet Underground
Um, didn't I already found him? I mean, I have a kid. Soo...